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James (HVR)'s avatar

Shit.

This one isn't even funny. It's real.

Yolanda D.'s avatar

You are one hell of a chef! Did you study in Paris? 😆😂

WTF Is Going On With's avatar

I studied mostly in Berlin. It's the most eaten dish here after a good Döner 😂

HP NOT LOVECRAFT's avatar

This was an incredible post. One of my new faves from you. The creativity mixed with depressing reality, is packed with flavor. 🍤

WTF Is Going On With's avatar

Thank you so much 🍝🫶

Carolyn Clark's avatar

Excuse me, have you been spying in my kitchen?

WTF Is Going On With's avatar

Yes but only cause I would like you to eat more healthy 😇

Carolyn Clark's avatar

I would need another recipe to do that… 😉

Maria Matheou's avatar

bravo, what an absolute banger. Couldn't stop laughing.

I am fine, really's avatar

God knows I LOVE metaphors, so I consider this an absolute masterpiece. I love how you manage to make me laugh right after punching me straight in the chest :) My electricity bill has been crazy lately, so I’ll definitely be looking into this gaslighting concept you explained. One question about the recipe though, I always seem to lose the bowl of red flags… (Is that a good sign?)

WTF Is Going On With's avatar

Your comments are always the best, I am laughing hard here 😂😂🫶🫶 Yeah, once I understood the concept of gaslighting my bill has gone down a bit, but it is still unreasonably high 🤔 If you lose the bowl, call a priest, preferably the one from Fleebag. He always carries a fresh bowl of red flags with him.

I am fine, really's avatar

Hahahaha I was smiling the whole time until you brought up Fleabag’s priest 🙃🙃🙃That’s dangerous territory….

WTF Is Going On With's avatar

Oh, why is that? 🙃

The In Between's avatar

This was so funny cause it’s true.

Brittany 👀's avatar

This is amazing! Such a creative way to explain such toxicity that made it almost… digestible. (I wasn’t even trying to pick a word that went with the theme here but would ya look at that? 😉 )

By digestible I really mean it was broke down so simple you’d think anyone could see this as it was happening yet that’s not how it works.

I appreciate the approach to this one bc it’s such a great way to tell the same story that MANY of us have gone through and add a little humor to it. Humor always helps it not hurt so bad.

Oh and it’s worth mentioning… the large eggplant for, uhm, texture? I died. 😂

WTF Is Going On With's avatar

Thank you! Makes me really happy to hear you could relate to it and laugh about it 🫶

Brittany 👀's avatar

I think that’s what makes stuff hit hardest. When it punches me in the gut and makes me laugh. That’s a talented writer!

Lisa Marie Simmons's avatar

Ha ha halarious. I’m smirking with recognition (?!). Stellar writing, glad I stumbled across your work.

The Punk Granny's avatar

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

JHong's avatar

This is hilarious. You need to describe the mise en place too. Obviously therapy has no place in preparations.

WTF Is Going On With's avatar

I thought for a moment you meant mis en scene and was like 😂😂😂 I can send the mis en place haha. Therapy goes well as a dessert. 2-4 months of this should get you like 5 years of Freudian psychoanalysis. Emphasis on psycho analysis. Enough with the jokes: Thank you 🍝

JHong's avatar

Mise en scene already cooked up I think 🤣

Brilliant though, keep on cooking!

WTF Is Going On With's avatar

Chefs kiss 😂😂😂

Cosmic Sushi's avatar

We have clearly been separated at birth because this reads alot like my family's recipe 🤣

In all seriousness, stellar piece yet again.

WTF Is Going On With's avatar

Haha, maybe we did 😅 Thank you very much 🫶

Zen Zephyr's avatar

Ive been looking for this recipe for so long, this is a true dissasterpiece! 😆

WTF Is Going On With's avatar

Buon appetit 🍝 We recommend extensive therapy as a dessert